1.- If I were a fruit I'd be... black sapote, ever seen one?
2.- If I were a colour I'd be... green: i got issues
3.- If I were an animal I'd be... a snail
4.- If I were a domestic appliance I'd be... a toaster oven
5.- If I were a book I'd be... a diary
6.- If I were a clothing item I'd be... cheap pantyhose
7.- If I were a jewel I'd be... opal
8.- If I were an object I'd be... a trick mini maglite that zaps you when you try to turn it on
9.- If I were a car I'd be... a 1984 ford falcon
10.- If I were an element I'd be... air
11.- If I were a tree I'd be... A gum tree
12.- If I were a drink I'd be... coffee, i drink so much i'm 98% coffee as it is
13.- If I were an ice cream flavor I'd be... anchovy. it's so weird that people would want to try it and then they'd be like oh yeh well i tried anchovy flavoured icecream, and i didn't puke
14.- If I were a person I'd be... Dali, coz all he decided he wanted to be was salvador dali
15.- If I were a planet I'd be... k-pax
16.- If I were an insect I'd be... a caterpillar or hairy grub, ok not an insect but close enough
17.- If I were public transport I'd be... moving walkway at the airport
18.- If I were a song I'd be... Uphill Battle from Sarah McLachlans first CD
19.- If I were a movie I'd be... morvern caller
20.- If I were a season I'd be... the one it wasn't
21.- If I were a flower I'd be... bird of paradise, i have an orange sweatshirt on and it has a weird name
22.- If I were a job I'd be... an archaeologist. Dig deep
23.- If I were a cartoon I'd be... snorks
24.- If I were a place I'd be... Jungfroujoch
25.- If I were a gift I'd be... a sweater that aunt bertha made with sequins and dangly things all over it
26.- If I were a memory I'd be... faded blinking christmas lights in a fake-snow frosted tree that was yanked from the neighbors paddock in the middle of the night about a week before. With tonnes of pressies underneath
27.- If I were a city I'd be... Zurich, but not a fraction as wealthy
28.- If I were a sense I'd be... touch
29.- If I were a game I'd be... tamagotchi
30.- If I were a chocolate I'd be... long gone (its my favourite food. And I would ave no qualms about eating myself)
31.- If I were a time of the day I'd be... 4am: too early to be decent, too late to still be up and be coherent
32.- If I were an invention I'd be... a melon baller - can also be used to pick up and drain pickled onions. How versatile.
33.- If I were a bodypart I'd be... a chin. Don't ever think about it being there, but it'd be weird without it
34.- If I were a country I'd be... Iceland
35.- If I were a flavor I'd be... ginger
36.- If I were a sport I'd be... fr-olf (frisbee golf)
37.- If I were a smell I'd be... the inside of a tent
38.- If I were a subject I'd be... scuba diving, they do it at the CC
39.- If I were a flag I'd be... swiss.
40.- If I were a building I'd be... the Springbrook observatory
41.- If I were a month I'd be... January
42.- If I were a perfume I'd be... m'eh, poison
43.- If I were a candy I'd be... an australian cadbury chocolate bar, and i'd eat me, like i said.
45.- If I were a toy I'd be... an rubiks cube
46.- If I were a textile I'd be... tartan
47.- If I were a shape I'd be... odd
48.- If I were a answer I'd be... E, none of the above
49.- If I were a common liquor I'd be... vodka, in the right mix you won't even know its there, but it gets the job done
50.- If I were a word I'd be... igloo